January 2012
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December 2011
227 posts
Let me tell you something you haven’t learned yet, something you learn only by...
– The Elf Queen of Shannara by Terry Brooks (via lostinthesounds)
“…for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.”
-Fire and Ice, Robert Frost
It's a good thing I'm not a vegetarian for moral...
Because that Alfredo that I’ve eaten several times apparently has chicken broth in it. That must be new, because I know it was clear before.
Oh well.
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Is there a couth way to ask someone you were...
Partying on New Year's Eve?
youdontlooklikeafeminist:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
SIGNAL BOOST
Be safe out there, Tumblrs!
Not surprisingly, this gigantic loophole has made modern American libertarianism...
– Noahpinion (via azspot)
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Goddamn Do I Miss Fried Chicken
So much. And there was some at my parent’s house. From Chicken Shack, which is the best fried chicken I have ever eaten. I wanted to eat it. All of it. Because I love fried chicken.
Man at bar ribs cop, 'Aw, you suck at darts'; cop... →
stfuconservatives:
anarchyagogo:
A man at a bar in Murrieta, California ribbed an off-duty cop that he ‘suck[ed] at darts,’ the cop, 42-year-old Dayle Long, reportedly responded by pulling out a gun and executing him in front of a shocked crowd in an incident one man described as ‘the most horrific scene I’ve seen in my entire life.’ Patch.com reports:
Chris Hull, a 39-year-old Temecula...
The Green State: 11 Facts From 2011 →
think-progress:
1. The CIA is monitoring up to 5 million tweets per day.
2. Income inequality in America is worse than in Ancient Rome.
3. Twenty-three straight polls find Americans overwhelmingly want to raise taxes to pay down debt.
4. 68% of millionaires support raising…
Such fun facts…
You Know... Fuck
Wrote an entire rant, deleted it. Guh.
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this.
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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
Actually, the root 'homo' refers to something being the same, as in homogenous. Homosexuals (of both sexes) are people who are sexually attracted to people of the same sex as themselves. Heterosexuals, then, are people attracted to the opposite sex.
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STFU, Conservatives: On Skyrim, Redguards, are the... →
dumbthingswhitepplsay:
super-eklectic1:
douglass-forgot-the-chitterlings:
So, tell me why, TELL ME WHY all this punk ass white kids are writing shit like, “Hahaha! Wouldn’t it be funny if we stop saying ‘Nigga, please’ and said ‘Redguard, please’ instead?! OMFG! We’re so…
Stop it! Stop it stop it stop it! Don’t use an amazing game to promote your racist bullshit!
I really...
Husband blindfolds his wife.... and then chops off... →
fuckyeahreligionpigeon:
I had to share this even though it’s not in the FY!RP format. If anyone has any doubts about religion and how it treats women, read this.
Addendum: If you believe this has nothing to do with religion and how religion teaches men to view women, then please explain your take on this. FYI I can provide a link to a news story about a woman who was recently beheaded in...
One of the most epic soundtracks ever
skyrimthings:
Take this song for example (“Watch The Skies”).
The soundtrack is phenomenal and if you love the music, you should buy it from Direct Song like I did.
Submitted by: rawjmahal.
Holy Fucking Awesome.
Want.
WANT!
If you didn’t read the books: →
hypophreniac:
hogwarts-ismy-home:
You wouldn’t know who Peeves was. You wouldn’t know how the Weasley Twins made WWW coming from a poor family. You wouldn’t know about Dumbledore and Grindelwald. You wouldn’t know much about the Marauders. You wouldn’t know about Voldemort’s past. You wouldn’t know the TRUE meaning of “Always.” You wouldn’t know much about Neville’s past. You wouldn’t know...
If you support gay marriage reblog this.
becoming-who-i-am:
96gummyworms:
"Over The Misty Mountains Cold" →
hvisla:
Over The Misty Mountains Cold (the J.R.R. Tolkien poem that was assigned a tune for The Hobbit trailer/presumably the film)
Far over the Misty Mountains cold, To dungeons deep and caverns old, We must away, ere break of day, To seek our pale enchanted gold. The dwarves of yore made mighty spells, While hammers fell like ringing bells, In places deep, where dark things sleep, In hollow...
One teachers approach to preventing gender...
togetherforjacksoncountykids:
“It’s Okay to be Neither,” By Melissa Bollow Tempel
Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got in line for art, and I noticed that she still had not removed her hood. When we arrived at the art room, I said:...
South Carolina man threw a 12-pound bowling ball... →
stfurapeculture:
feistyfeminist:
Rape culture is when men feel so entitled to have access to women that they throw bowling balls at us when they are denied.
…What the fuck… I just… I really wish I couldn’t believe this, but unfortunately, I can.