March 2012
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I hope Rick Santorum puts his cup under the wrong soda fountain and gets root beer when he meant to get Dr. Pepper.
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I hope Rick Santorum trips on nothing and when he looks to his right there’s no one, but when he looks left his secretary is staring.
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I hope Rick Santorum misses the second step of his Ikea instructions and doesn’t notice until he tries to move it.
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thewaywardfae:
Things anti-depressants don’t do:
Stop my fear of the grocery store.
I’ve been putting it off since Monday. There’s just … so much everything. Ugh. I need to go, but I don’t want to.
If you go at around 12:30 - 1:30am there usually aren’t too many people.
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I hope Rick Santorum can find a shoe size above his, and one below his, but not his size.
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I hope Rick Santorum pulls into a gas station, finds he’s put of cash, remembers that he has enough to cover it on his debit card, but realizes he left the card at home.
“At the same time that the price of gasoline is rising, the US oil industry is...”
– Christian Science Monitor
And another one! Yeah, we’re exporting record amounts of American-made gasoline to other countries instead of lowering prices here. Obama’s fault… how exactly?
-Jess
(via stfuconservatives)
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Hating Santorum - now rebloggable!
stfusexists:
Want to make a drink that really shows how you feel about Rick Santorum? Or maybe a drink to help you forget that he exists? Well Miss O and followers have got you covered!
2 parts 151 rum - to make you “drunk enough to believe women signed the Declaration of Independence“
1 part Kahlua - for brownness
Blend with ice for appropriate frothiness
Banana chunks for extra...
So apparently, the House is voting on the "Blunt...
stfusexists:
Pro-tip: If they can spend less money on their employee’s benefits, every employer will be “morally opposed” to covering birth control. Do these people seriously not understand that if there is a loophole, EVERYONE will exploit it?
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum wants to watch Top Gear, but it turns out his DVR got confused and recorded the shitty American version.
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February 2012
299 posts
Desperate to prove that he totally doesn't hate... →
tehsunshine:
sanityscraps:
tumbledoresbeard:
stfusexists:
Why am I still awake?
What the balls, why am I not asleep? I need to be up in four and a half hours… I’m not even doing anything fun, I’m just in bed not asleep! Fuuuuuuck.
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“Fox News: rooting for America to fail since 2008.”
–
Jon Stewart, on Fox News’ refusal to acknowledge the economy’s rise and instead discussing how it’s actually not that great “if you don’t feel great about it.”
(via reallyfoxnews)
It's a Tuesday, so ask me things. →
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jpegartifacts:
I wish I had as much political power as a fetus.
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stfuconservatives:
generalbriefing:
ladyatheist:
I’m bringing this back to the forefront because apparently people on tumblr need another lesson as to why blackface is racist as all hell and why it is IN NO FUCKING WAY comparable to “whiteface”. I’m starting to lose fucking faith in humanity here. READ THIS WHOLE THING BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO SPEAK!
ladyatheist:
So, I saw this on my...
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thewaywardfae:
Today in therapy we explored happy emotions. I got to talk about faeries, dragons, literature, and Supernatural for an hour.
What? What kind of awesome therapy are you in? I just talked about how I cried over robins…
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Georgia Attempts To Restart The Civil War With... →
racetothestoneage:
Hurrah! Hurrah! We bring the jubilee!
Hurrah! Hurrah! The flag that makes you free!
So we sang the chorus from Atlanta to the sea!
While we were marching through Georgia!
OK, the headline, and my quoting of Henry Clay Work’s song about Sherman’s March to the Sea might be a little dramatic, but it’s pretty telling that Georgia, which was a state that got fucked up pretty...
my 2012 election slogan
anastasiadreaming:
“vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
brendanshaw:
ouill:
I just want Rick Santorum to call one person a faggot on camera. Just one, just once. He’ll never work in politics again and he’ll disappear forever in shame. Please, god, soon.
Amen.
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That Awkward Moment When...
…Several of the current United States presidential candidates believe that the auto bailout was bad (or unconstitutional) and one of the companies bailed out manufactures the presidential limo.